Yacho membership is Free.
That means you can save your money for:
A round of worm-burning golf
A bottle of your favorite liquid stupid (bourdon, tequilla, vodka…)
A chainsaw that you’ll use once
Cleats for your beer league
Your fancy wireless game controller
A new guitar pedal that covers up bad notes
A new dust collector... uh, we mean fitness equipment
A way-too-baggy camo suit
Membership Benefits include:
- Reminders 4 weeks before her special occasions
- Gift-recommendation for 3 occasions (anniversary, her birthday, a “just because” day)
- Ability to request help picking gifts for other additional occasions
- Regular tips and suggestions on how to be an awesome partner
- Specials offers for other events and occasions (like Valentines Day, or She’s Awesome Day – we made that one up 😆)
(Yacho gives you links where to buy recommended gifts. After that it’s up to you to.)
Sorry bro, Yacho is free but the gifts aren’t.
Vendors may charge a fee to get gifts to you.
Don’t skimp, be sure to wrap her gift nice with ribbons and bows.
Giving her an awesome gift may make you spontaneously break into a victory pose.